meme hijacking

Compliments of whiskeymarie....

Ten years ago, what were you doing?

Finishing up my MBA. Ready, oh so ready to be done with school and the pompous arses that I was stuck with on a daily basis. I took 21 credits during summer session because I wanted the fcuk out of there. Plus the bill is mighty expensive when attending a private school. During this time, I was also working part-time. My life had become rather regimented but it had to as I had millions of pages to read and as many silly papers to write. And then the dreaded group projects that seemed to be the crowning glory of each class. I hated, no - despised these projects. Scooping out my eyes with a red hot poker was a significantly more appealing prospect than these little group love-ins I was continually subjected to. But at the end of the day, I can place MBA after my name if I so choose. Besides when I initially got hired, the damn piece of paper is just now paying off again.

Five Things on Today's "To Do" List...

1. Make it out of work alive
2. Make it out of the office at a decent time (boss man is gone, so damn well better happen!)
3. Purchase stamps
4. Wash towels
5. Obsess about The Southern Gentleman

If I were a Billionaire, I would...

1. Throw my work badge in a mailbox sending it back to the mothership as my resignation
2. Have my own jet to enable jetsetting to places like the south of France to hobnob with Brangelina
3. Buy The Southern Gentleman
4. Hire a chef and personal trainer just like Oprah
5. Get the dogs their own home and servants
   

Three Bad Habits I Have...

1. Not stopping after one jaeger bomb... they are seriously just like lays potato chips
2. Believing the dog poo in the backyard is simply a figment of my imagination, therefore taking care of itself
3. Inability to say no

Five Places I've Lived

1. Texas
2. Colorado
3. San Fran
4. North Carolina
5. Very brief stint in Iowa

Five Jobs I've Had

1. Candy girl - retail sales
2. Swimming pool cashier
3. Beer girl at athletic events
4. Science lab geek girl
5. Department store associate drone
   

Three things I wish I could do today, but can’t:

1. Lay in bed with the doggies
2. Lose 7 pounds
3. See The Southern Gentleman