once a month

I loathe PMS.

I am tired of being bloated. I hate that this is the only time of the month when I have voluptuous ta-tas. I do not like that water retention makes my pants tight. I already have enough body imagine problems with my thighs, can we not accentuate this while my hormones are on a rampage?

Keeping my fingers crossed that my dear pal Pamprin comes to the rescue.